offensiveagentpie:

Without exaggeration, this is my life now.

offensiveagentpie:

Without exaggeration, this is my life now.

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The Child - 2.01

sttngfashion:

This is the one where Troi gets pregnant. How? Well, when a tiny beam of sperm-shaped light and a woman love each other very, very much:

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"Dat ass" - this lightsperm

…the lightsperm travels into any nearby spaceship and impregnates a half-human, half-Betazoid woman…somehow. It’s never made THAT clear how this works. And you know why?

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"Special" my ass

Because this is the new ship’s doctor!!! Uggggghhhhh.

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I’m Feather Mullet and I’m here to say / I’m super stupid in a stupid way

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faithandfury:

alwaysstarwars:

This is my new favorite thing.

HAHAHAHAHA

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birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID 

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID 

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R.I.P. Lauren Bacall  September 16, 1924 – August 12, 2014
"I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that."

R.I.P. Lauren Bacall  September 16, 1924 – August 12, 2014

"I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that."

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Once, when I was little, I dropped my shoe into a river. When I tried to get it back, I fell in. I thought I would drown, but the water carried me to shore. It finally came back to me. The river’s name was the kalaku river.

Favorite. Movie.

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